Costa Concordia disaster

Any thoughts?

We need to fly over and start fact gathering and debriefing the survivors to churn out our first disaster book.

As details unfold it just keeps getting worse. Captain Chicken of the Sea has got a legion of nicknames now, mostly in Italian though I'm sure they're all interesting. Now there's unaccounted for stowaways or "friends" of the officers; a beautiful blonde on the bridge, mutineering junior officers taking control, heroic Coast Guard, the captain's dinner being ordered after the crash and not abandoning ship but falling into a lifeboat?? Come on, if it wasn't true nobody would believe it. This is beyond a disaster book, now there's movie material.

I guess truth really is stranger than fiction . . .