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(Chinese)
Title: 中国歷史故事 (一)
Author: 吳_ _

A very good and sturdy book.
Each page contains a theme (getting dressed, eating, playing, and bedtime) and three liftable cardboard illustrations. Toddlers LOVED it, and it is also good up to late pre-school age, as every page features two simple phrases.
Only, unless both you and your children are seriously OCD, all illustrations will have gone lost or chewed away way before the pre-school age... This is the only reason you don't see five stars up there.

Exceptionally weird, highly disgusting, corny, and above average creepypasta yet still a far ways off from resembling a professionally written story.