"I met her at an all-time low . . . the worst night of my life-a time I never wanted to remember.""It was a night I could never forget.""When it came to women, I swore I was done with wishful thinking. Ball and my coaching career were all that mattered.""I reminded him it wasn't.""She was everything I was afraid of.""He was everything I'd ever wanted.""She was fire-an irresistible piece of southern heaven that I couldn't stay away from."He was smoke that clouded me in every imaginable way.""And the sex . . .""Dear God, the sex . . .""I fell hard, and she gave me hell at every turn.""I made a promise I was hell bent on keeping.""And you kept it.""Hell yes I did.""F*ckin' A."