When Lindsay and her friends Anna and Candace declare that they're done with men, the goddess Pamina decides to help them out. Posing as the owner of an old house, Pamina hires the three to each redecorate a room based on their secret sexual fantasies under the pretext of opening a theme hotel. Then, Pamina introduces Lindsay to handyman Brad. No surprise what happens next.

The characters were all pretty flat, the plot was very obviously plotted out, and the world building was disappointing. Brad the handyman/would-be doctor has a degree in science he got from night classes and correspondence courses (why not biology or chemistry and online rather than correspondence classes? Do universities even offer correspondence courses anymore?) while Lindsay is described as both an interior designer and as a decorator (which is it? They're not the same thing.) Oh, and if you're curious about Lindsay's room theme -- BDSM. She's had fantasies, Brad's seen enough porn that he's confident he knows what he's doing.

Meh, it wasn't awful, but I'm glad I didn't pay for it. ( )