Staircase 3

Here post two words at a time to create the most unusual sentences ever known to mankind. I will start:

Narnia is

a tad

bit sad,

because Susan

turned away (about that: C.S. Lewis later said that Susan's journey wasn't over yet, and that she wasn't totally lost)

from a (then what happened?)

future with (I imagine that she found Jesus, aka, Aslan)

flying waffles

and Caspian.

Psycho cartographers

carry some

heavy equipment

that they

murder with

so that

making quilts

is easier.

My favorite

chinese dancer

is a

sushi chef

that also

is named

a name

named Xerfirengies

. I cried

my legs

off, because

Bilbo Baggins

went to

Narnia so

he couldn't

continue to

step on

Smaug's tail. (That was a really awesome sentence! A Narnia and Tolkien nut like me appreciates it.)

(your very much welcome!) :)

Ewoks are

something that

should die. (I hate ewoks.)

Blue fluid (why?)

is nutritious (Because they're disgusting and they insult my intelligence. I'm not five.)

when absorbed

into Spock

and Bicard's

(Bicards?)

warp reactor

mucus. Death (I dunno, whatever that dude's name was that came after Kirk as Captain of the Enterprise. Whatevs. I don't do Star Trek.)

(You were close, it's Picard, not Bicard)

Internal sensors

are essential

for ferengi

to grow

their lobes

in putrefaction.

Andorian antenna (I'm in a trekkie mood)

(aaah! I don't know why you're talking about!!!)

are purple

(I with you on that one, Sarah. I don't do Star Trek.)

people eaters

who love

live gagh

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Gagh

(( eeeeeeeewwww!!!!!!!! ))

when prepared

by Worf

(EUH! Fob, that is revolting. Even more revolting than Jar Jar Binks!)

Jackson, and

Spocks grandmother

who are

the Borg. http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Borg

sarahy's dog,

likes McCoy's

French fries

that are

Very logical.

Fob can't

count backwards

, speak Haitian

, pet flamingos

and twiddle

dog thumbs.

squack goes

into town

because he

sometimes jumps

over frogs

that like

blue algae.

Is Staples

really that

awesome, or

do pigs

enjoy farming

and squash

never wears

watermelons that

Macarena. Voldemort

starts paragraphs

with "ands"

and also,

draws ponies

during Jeopardy.

Bronies are

things that

choke on

weasles and

ginger-ize their

skinny little

pony loving

Bohemian mustachios.

I dislike

blue corn

pancakes, because

Professor Smith

shoves them

with gurgling

ointment down

a long

rifle barrel.

tacos are

good if

you fry

it! Dorkiness

is overated

in Alaska

, and Azerbaijan

because fob

is awesome!

Penguins have

floppy xerox

that change

waffles when

they balance

to the

moon. noodles (FYI this is silvsta)

have cousins

like Darth

corncob who

likes to

jump in

puffy mushrooms.

Emus are

my life

except when

I'm writing

romance novels

about tacos

loving burritos.

(So sweet) :)

Mexican food

likes to

sing "Kalinka"

and wear

frilly tie-dye

mini skirts

that look

Like sheep.

Sarah came

back - hooray!

((thanks eris!!))

Fob is

now 45

instead of

35 which

is bothering

me because

he is

a very

emu loving,

guy( I think) who

(lol i think someone who refers to themselves as "miztah fob" is a guy)

is furry

enough to

cover a

(this one is getting weird... sorry fob, you know we love u)

banshee's behind. (Bwahahahahaha!)

(HAHAHA)

Eris' pet

honey badger

is named

Rainbow Sparkes

because it

farts rainbows.

My favorite

ponies are

the best

steaks ever!

(I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.)

overalls and

pumpkin pies

have many

different colors

that are

vibrant and

full of

mashed potatoes.

Who thinks

that Flan

should star

in movies?

I do
( and thanks for that buds!!)

, me too,

and she

will be

the most

dignified actress

(really eris) and singer

(Really. Dignity is a compliment. Marlene Dietrich, Grace Kelly, Greta Garbo, Audrey Hepburn, Hedy Lamarr, and numerous other actresses were dignified.)

that has

ever walked

Mars. My

shoes rock

because the

cows of

Narnia dance

on their

shoelaces. Bellatrix

is a

sirius-killing,

bitch who (sorry for my language)

(none at all, Fob - it's exactly what I was thinking!)

deserves to

slaughter chickens

with her

extremely polka-dotty

wooden spoon.

Eris is

very opinionated

and she

enchants all

unfortunate mortals

with her

spiky axe

and chainsaw. (Thank you, Flan!)

Dual wielding

can be

a very

colorful experience,

especially when

libertarian senators

dance happily.

Purple peppermint

lick Narcissa

farting in

( this sentence makes no sense at all!!!!!!)
may colors.

I discombobulated

a pony

because it

was flying

through rings

of cheese

in my

underwear. Ron

is so

oblivious that

he wears

multiple slugs

and jumps

on gigantic

fat birds.

(Wow. There's a mental image. Ron jumping on fat birds. o_O)

Latin is

the language

of my

great great

forbearers whom

I resemble

and they

liked to

lick each

word individually.

Spies are

dreadfully creative

especially George

Smiley, who (here's who George Smiley was: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aco15ScXCwA ; he's the guy in the glasses)

eluded capture

and enemies

who wore

red stars.

I am

a very

robust robot

who wants

marshmellow fluff

to be

gummy on

apple pie.

Lol nice Fob.

The Earth

is a

precious thing,

that humans

are stewards

to and

not slaves.

Once upon

an October

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajfvO5cvk-g

sky, Eris

didn't know

that she

was to

eat giant

pickles with

Italian pancakes.

Books fill

my life

with chickens,

because of

their tentacles

that ensnare

cucumbers and

poop dirt.

Euh. Falling

rocks rock

because

they fall

. That was

a spectacular

sentence that

Charles Dickens

would have

given his

right leg

and grandmother

to destroy.

Hey now

, it wasn't

that bad.

Yes, it

was not

that great. ;)

Hahaha kudos to you, Eris.

Tonight we

dine in

hell. That's

That's definitely morbid. But gosh, those Spartans are handsome and totally gorgy

odd, but

(The Spartans were badass, and great military leaders. I love the women, too - when they gave their husbands or sons their shield, they would them"With it, or on it!")

that's the

way the

ErisofDiscord rolls.

Tomatoes are

super delicious

, but yucky. :P (I don't like tomatoes.)

Oh my God! Do you all ever sleep? You posted at 2:14 and 1:42 AM!!
Walri jump

She's a

(I think she's a robot in disguise)

(No. I'm just a couple of hours behind you. I live in Cali, remember? It was about 11:00 pm when I posted.)

double agent

working for

(ahhh... right!)
Balloon Investigation

and Espionage

to rid

the world

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