Andrew Parr

I really didn't enjoy this book.

I picked it up on a whim, finding the title rather hilarious, and kept it as more of curiosity than anything else over the years. Finally sitting down to read it.. well, it was about as good as the title indicates. The male lead was Doctor Nick Necrophiliac and the female lead was Ms. Naive.

The lyrics included the wondrous phrase "Draculame, you don't scare me."

Yes. A true classic.