Brent Meske

Apparently, this book was specifically written to be kid-friendly. In other words, there's no profanity. Well, fuck that shit. But it also seemed that it wasn't just profanity that was kept out of the book. Pretty much anything that any parent might find offensive, is left out of this book. So what's left is a total suck-fest.

With the premise of this book, you'd think that there would be some fun to be had. I mean, the story centers around a Junior High which is stocked full of teenage super-heroes. Well, not all of them are super-heroes. Some have yet to activate, like the main kid the story is centered around.

Why the bloody fuck do you write a story about super-heroes, only to center on the one kid who isn't one? Just to piss me off? It's working.

So imagine the X-Men school, with all the mutants, and awesomeness. That's what this school is supposed to be, but without the awesomeness. Just boring-ass normal everyday bullshit teenage crap. This kid gets picked on at school. Who cares? Girls can't stand to be near him. Big fucking deal. Welcome to teenage life, you stupid fuck.

I don't understand how the hell this author took a perfectly good idea and completely skull fucked it. Sure, there is a bit of super-hero stuff here and there, but for the most part, it's just a retarded story. There just isn't enough super bits to make up for the sucky bits.… (altro)

I have to say that this book is an improvement over the first book. Just barely. It seemed more real to me. I didn't even notice the complete absence of profanity.

The author of this book assured me that there would be less skullfucking in this book. Something tells me that he's not very familiar with one of my favorite terms. You see, skullfucking is a true artform. You take a perfectly good story and completely wreck it. And let me tell ya, this author is a real skullfuck artist.

Because the first half of this book is horseshit. So much teenage angst, it nearly made me puke. And oh noes, daddy's acting weird. And mom's turned into a complete bitch. Nevermind the fact that there's a bunch of teenagers running around town with superpowers.

No, that's not important. Forget that shit. Nothing to see here. See, that's how you skullfuck a story. Just ignore the good parts, and go on and on about teenage bullshit. Oh, I wonder if that girl likes me. I think I'll have some coffee. My dad's banging my teacher... Who the fuck cares?

This book is about an entire town being mind controlled by some evil asshole. He wants to activate all the angsty teens, so their new-found superpowers will cause complete chaos, and destroy the city. Okay, fine, when do we get to that part? Does the book start there, or does it take a couple chapters to get going?

Fuck no, the book doesn't start there. The book drags on and on for over 100 pages, before any of that cool shit starts to happen. And that's when our so-called protagonist, Michael, finally gets his powers. He can do some kind of mind control shit. And he has strange visions.

And then he dies. Because, he's a fucking idiot. But he's not really dead. Or something. So he does some sort of mind-control, or astral-projection, or something to try and help his friends battle the bad guy.

I don't get this. The entire series of these books are centered around dumbass Michael. So why kill him? Or disable him at all? He's the jackass who's supposed to carry the story forward, goddamnit. What the fuck? Even though the kid is a useless cunt most of the time, he's still the primary character. So to me, his so-called death just stalled the story. And for why? I have no fucking idea.

Then, Michael wakes up, just in time to have his epic showdown with Voldemort. Seriously, that's totally what this story reminds me of. Michael had an encounter with this Voldemort character, when he was just a wee lad. The Voldemort guy tried to take away Michael's powers then, but failed. Just like fucking Harry Potter.

I say that this story is an improvement over the first, just because the second half of this book was actually worth reading. It finally became a fun adventure. It actually un-skullfucked itself into a decent story for a second or two.

But then, out of fucking nowhere, the skullfucking returns, and Michael climbs a tower and fucking kills himself. For no apparent reason. What the fuck, man? Everyone knows that Michael is going to return. It's just not shocking anymore, after he died the first time.

Wait... That was Michael's father Michael who climbed the tower and tried to kill himself. I'm so fucking confused right now. Why the bloody fuck are so many people in this book named Michael?

I get that the author is just trying to set up his next book in the series. But that just pisses me off. I'm only going to read the next book if these books are actually good, not because of a goddamn cliffhanger.… (altro)