Picture it: Regency England, a small rural county, the wealthiest family a jumped-up bunch of commoners, newly wealthy due to :gasp: making money!

Daddy runs a mill, Mum is worse than Mrs Bennet of Pride and Prejudice. Eldest daughter Elaine, is the serious one, second daughter Guenevere is the ditzy self-absorbed beauty being thrown at the most eligible bachelor, the mysteriously ill, but mighty hearty and handsome looking, baronet.

The dialogue is P&P, especially when Mum is involved. And the always clear and to the point Aunt Griffey gets her digs in too.

Mill girls develop 'cloriosis' and begn to fade away. A mysterious medical man arrives in town to investigate. And suddenly, the girls are not just fading away, they are dying!

Could it ... could it really be vampires????????????????

A motley group of vampire hunters set out to identify the Vampire Lord and end his reign of terror!

Highly recommended. Funny and sweet. Ironic and bittersweet. ( )