Pooh and Piglet want to make paintings but need water for their watercolor set. Since Pooh's faucet is not working -- there is plumbing in the Hundred-Acre Wood! -- they have to make the round of all the Pooh friends to find them all using water in one way or another but every single one unable to spare a drop. Well, you learn who your friends are, huh?

But going back to the plumbing revelation, does this mean Pooh has a toilet? With all the honey I have seen him consume, I have never once thought about him peeing or crapping since he's a teddy bear, but now I can only think about how much manure must be scattered around the wood. I mean, I'm sure Tigger can't be bothered with toilets given his impulsiveness and tendency toward immediate gratification. Eeyore's house obviously has no receptacle for his donkey apples. And, hey, remind me not to park my car under Owl's tree.

(My Pooh Project: I love Winnie the Pooh, and so does my wife. Having a daughter gave us a chance to indoctrinate her into the cult by buying and reading her every Pooh book we came across. How many is that? I’m going to count them this year by reading and reviewing one every day and seeing which month I finally run out. Track my progress here:
https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/23954351-rod-brown?ref=nav_mybooks&she... ) ( )

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