This story is soooo stupid it becomes sort of hilarious.

Pooh wants to go fishing at sunrise and is counting on the sun coming through the window on his front door to wake him. But in the night, out of nowhere, a very large brown and very real bear sits down in front of the teddy bear's door and blocks the window. Keep in mind bears have been extinct in England for a thousand years or so, but nevertheless, here he is.

Rabbit and Piglet want to go fishing with Pooh and unsuccessfully try to get the bear to move so they can wake him. Isn't there an adage about letting sleeping bears lie? There should be, right?

Anyhow, Pooh wakes up on his own, talks to his friends out a side window, and offers a solution. No more bear, no more care, tra la la.

Since the book is a reader for children, the whole thing is written in short sentences and simple words, which just adds to my amusement.

(My Pooh Project: I love Winnie the Pooh, and so does my wife. Having a daughter gave us a chance to indoctrinate her into the cult by buying and reading her every Pooh book we came across. How many is that? I’m going to count them this year by reading and reviewing one every day and seeing which month I finally run out. Track my progress here:
https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/23954351-rod-brown?ref=nav_mybooks&she... ) ( )