An English girl named Rosie adopts a talking dog named Denton to use as a drug mule. In the meantime an evil sentient pair of panties named Bradley aka Tío Braga sneaks into her bag on a beach, where Rosie and her friends pummel the lifeguard (also a talking dog) because he opposes their nudity on the public beach.

After they pick up the cocaine in Colombia and Rosie convinces Denton to swallow it the plane they’re on crashes into the jungle. Bradley, whom they call Tío Braga for unknown reasons, slices open Denton, leaves him for dead, and makes off with the cocaine. Rosie has been saved by a native tribe but the evil Bradley attacks her and kills Puju, the native leaving the jungle with Rosie. Denton is saved, patched up, given a travel document and a check for four million pesos from the Colombian government for his troubles and appears to be somewhat famous. Rosie makes it out but seems no better off for her adventures. I’m not sure what happens to Bradley.

The story is in Spanish, so I might not be one hundred percent correct, but that’s the gist. ( )

I don’t do drugs or drink alcohol, so I have to ask, does this shit become immensely profound or incredibly funny if you are wasted? ( )