An astrology guide with a fun twist——all the truly nasty qualities your sign reveals about you. Every astrology book on the market says the same sweet things, trying to convince people that we’re all so nice and full of good qualities. Not this guide! Get ready for something deliciously fun: the whole truth about human character. All those dark, dirty little secrets about love, sex, and business come right out in the open. Discover friends’ hidden demons and what makes work associates tick. Unlock the mysteries of the human psyche. Find out what everyone really thinks and feels. You’ll see that Tauruses believe they are refined gourmands when they are truly gluttons and drunks. That those born under the sign of Aries’ hold everyone in contempt. And that Sagittarius has no talent or skills and survives purely on gut instinct. It’s funny, it’s illuminating, and it’s unique.