"Fight evil with us," they said. "It'll be fun," they said. When life becomes too much for Alan, he's ready to throw in the towel. Lucky for him, powers were thrown his way instead. But it turns out being selected by the Angelic Order isn't as glamorous as it sounds. Alan is beat up by a fuzzy, blue slipper-wearing demon, a stern, stonehearted training instructor, and a surprisingly attractive member of the Death Angels. Somebody get this kid a ham sandwich and a coffee. If he's going to survive long enough to discover his destiny he's going to need his energy.