Sorry [a:Reepah Gud Wan|533402|Reepah Gud Wan|https://s.gr-assets.com/assets/nophoto/user/u_50x66-d9f6a4a5badfda0f69e70cc94d962125.png] I'm gonna have to Reppah Yu A Nu Wan for this travesty. I've read that the average person farts 10 to 20 times a day. By that metric, I'm way, way above average, and I think my experience applies to reviewing this book. I bought this book thinking either that it was going to be really funny, or really insightful. Unfortunately, it failed at both. There was not a chuckle, chortle, or even a cheesy grin, and certainly no laughing out loud, to be had while reading this book. It was just plain dull, with an overly long introduction that could act as a cure for insomnia. As far as usefulness, I had hoped for a book that could teach me to throw my farts like a ventriloquist (there's only so many times you can blame the dog before the wife becomes suspicious), or to at least creatively own up to my flatulence with pride. Alas, no such knowledge was imparted by this book. The best that I can say about this book is that it's a short, quick read. Also, Benjamin Franklin covered this subject much better 200 years ago. Go buy [b:Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School|151503|Fart Proudly Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School|Benjamin Franklin|https://d.gr-assets.com/books/1320549588s/151503.jpg|146225] for a better fart book. ( )