This debut collection of storiesOCofeaturing a talk-show host and her talking hand, a womenOCOs activity group that writes to prisoners, and a poncho-making nudistOCois as unique as it is compelling. Set in their own melodramatic worlds, the stories take inspiration from Old Hollywood, Gothic novels, art-world gossip, and maybe a Lifetime movie or two. Balzer's observations are as sharp as FlaubertOCOs, and his characters are drawn with the complexity of George Saunders (and the wit of George Sanders). Beautifully illustrated throughout, aContrivancesaproves that tragedy is comedy when you play with it long enough."