Teamus Steeps is an acquisitioner, not a thief. Admittedly, the nuance doesn't play well with the town authorities, but as long as the kids get fed and nobody notices the missing odds and ends, Teacup can ignore his nagging conscience.But it's been a bad night for Teacup. He's hungry, wet, and tired. He's run afoul of the assassin's guild, lost a bag of stolen goods, and bet his last penny on the local dart's champion when he should have bought bread for his kids. Maybe fate needs a little help . . .As a pastiche of Sword and Sorcery, "Darts" represents the core fantasy characters and archetypes that enthusiasts love (and hate), explores deeper motivations, and reminds us that true friends are hard to come by.