Sit back in the comfort of your own lavatory and enjoy this fine selection of golden syrups from the pages of Viz, Britain's most (insert pun to do with wigs here) -tastic magazine.wig, n[wig]. Abbr. fr periwig. 1. A covering for the head, intended to imitate naturally growing hair, commonly made of nylon or inflammable oragne plastic. 2. A risble head-dress worn by slapsters for the amusement of passers-by. 3.~gy, adj. [wigi] Descriptive of one who appears to have a dead cat on his head. From the dawn of time, man's greatest enemy has been the unstappable progress of male-pattern baldness. But ever since the first Neanderthal killed a ginger mammoth and put a roughly sheared lump of his pelt on top of his head, the human race has been fighting back. 10,000 years later, and with new space-age technologies and materials at his disposal, modern man's wig is a far cry from that early crude attempt. Believe it or not, all the men pictured in this book are thought to be wearing wigs.