In this guidebook for the romantically inclined lesbian who can't take one more psychotic date, Mo Brownsley, understanding that love involves equal parts romance, lust and neuroses, guides readers through the mysteries of amour by helping them figure out what is wrong with the people they've been dating, helping them find people they should be dating, navigating the horrors of internet dating, showing them how to craft a personal ad designed to entice babes but repel psyche-sucking wackos, and describing ten sure-fire ways to avoid Lesbian Bed Death.