A drop of blood transforms a guppy into a vampire just in time to go on a rampage on the way to a Guppy Championship, all while being chased by the most unlikely politically incorrect female vampire hunter.
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S&M Vampire hunter Sylvia Chesterson, on assignment from the Secret Underground Pope (SUP), tracks transformed local vampire guppy champion, Lord Fin-land Aquarius III, as he lobotomizes his way to the first annual International Guppy Championship. Agent Sylvia is a self-centered, ruthless, unlikely hero with a taste for sadistic sexual situations. Author Jamie Wasserman mixes telepathic communication, Sylvia’s blatant indiscretions with twisted gothic horror humor in this unique adult novella. Twenty vampire guppy haikus are tossed in just for fun. ( )

What does one say about a book concerning a vampire guppy? It’s goofy fun and I for one will never look at my fish the same way again. ( )

The humor could almost be compared to Christopher Moore in the Lamb. This was extremely outlandish, funny and very fast. It was an enjoyable quick read. I had to look up the Guppy International Championships after reading, because I was so intrigued.

Story of a guppy, Sir Fin-land Aquarius III, that accidentally ingests vampire blood and becomes a vampire. The Secret Underground Pope (SUP)activates Hunter 2.1, Sylvia Chesterton to rid the world of this vampire on his way to the Guppy International Championships. She is not your typical Buffy. ( )