Everyone knows cats think they're "so" special.But how can they explain why to mere humans?Where do cats get their sense of superiority? How do they manipulate us so easily? "Cat-echisms" answers these eternal feline questions in an easy question-and-answer form. The result? A privileged peek inside the feline brain. In the process, cat owners--and even those who admire cats from afar--are entertained as well as enlightened. Fully illustrated with delightful photos of haughty (and gorgeous) cats, "Cat-echisms" collects the fundamental tenets of feline existence as if in a handbook to be given to all kitties at birth. Thus, for example, we read: Q: Who is the most perfect creature in the household?A: I am the most perfect creature in the household.Q: Why are you the most perfect creature in the household?A: I am the most perfect creature in the household because I am beautiful and exquisite and move in divine silence.