Can you come up with a caption for this picture?

Oh, jeez, I didn't mean to say "bomb 'em".

HULK SMASH TERRORISM! HULK SMASH DEMOCRATIC RIVALS! HULK CRAP PANTS!

I AM smiling. Now, take the picture before I punch you.

"My friends, from here on out I'm going to be calling you 'my mateys' instead of 'my friends.' Arrrrrr!"

"...and it would have worked if it hadn't been for those pesky kids!"

...I'm strong to the finisch, cos I eats me spinach....

I never bomb a country until AFTER I've had my metamucil!

George Bush's "John McCain mask" goes haywire.

Our "eye for an eye" strategy is working. We must stay the course!

In a staring contest with his opponent, McCain is determined to show that he can truly go to the gates of Hell. Little did he know that the blurred image of the face across from him was in a mirror.

Putin says, "No, you won't!" When told by John McCain that the US is planning military bases in the Ukraine. McCain blows his stack. He doesn't suffer fools lightly.

"The President said that we don't torture. How was I supposed to know that electric shock would leave me this way???"

"Dick Cheney said I have to look like this because his imitation of The Penguin has worked for 8 years."

"My friends, if you think I look beat up, you should see my wife."

Get off my lawn!!!

"Are my dentures on straight?"

"You mean to tell me I entered my wife into a topless pickle-licking contest at the Sturgis Bike Rally?!?!"

"What? I'm not having a seizure! I've just got something in my eye!"

"Balances? BALANCES??? We don't need no checks an' balances!!!"

"I'm the happiest man alive... no really I am."

An unlucky maverick reporter asking the wrong question finds out up close and personal why the maverick politician's staff refer to him as Johnny "Two Face" McCain behind his back.

"damn! I hate hemorrhoids!"

"Errrrrrrrr!... Please excuse me while I check the voltage on my pacemaker..."

John McCain when asked what he was currently reading..."ARRGG! I have no time for those petty intellectual pursuits! I'm trying to run for President dammit!"

For the "Father Ted" fans:

"FECK OFF!"

Overeager to return to the Matrix, McCain mistakenly swallows Bob Dole's blue pill only to find its effects shortly wear off.

"I'll get you, my Putin. And your little dog too!!!"

"Make friend like me, Dr. Frankenstein. Give me Alaskan beauty queen!"

"Oh, darn, the Rebuplicans nominated me to be candidated for presidency" I really had hoped someone else would do it.

McCain furiously pushing out his first foreign policy gift to the world.

I don't really intend to bomb Iran. I intend to do this to scare them back into line.