Most embarrassing Text/Post/Email/Message

What is the most embarrassing text or email you've ever sent, by accident, of course! Of perhaps, the oddest one you have received?

One time when I was a school administrator, the president of the school board was named Tim. Tim was a overweight. My husband's name was Ken and he is overweight. My secretary told me, "Tim is on line one." I thought she said "Ken." I answered, "hi chubs!"

Also, my eldest son sent me a text that said, "Mom, you are such a pimp!" He said it auto-corrected from pip!

Also, be careful--you betcha auto-corrected to you bitch!

Let me be clear - I did not write this email. A beloved coworker did.

The English/Language Arts department was sponsoring a middle school (grades 6-8) dance to raise funds so they could buy some new books for their classrooms. They called this event "Boogie for Books." My lovely co-worker sent out an email to every middle school parent reminding them about "Boobie for Books."

>3 Hope_H: LOL