John "Chumbucket" Baur

From the folks that invented "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" I expected more. This book was bad.

I was hoping for a humors look on life, and some actual self-help based on said humor.

No such luck, just bad jokes. Nothing but bad jokes, and I like bad jokes, but these were not good.

A number of chapters of choose your own adventures filled with bad jokes, completely out of context suggests that you should get rid of scurvy, and well bad jokes.