Geoff: They put me in a box with me coat on! I know it don't sound much when you say it out loud.

Geoff: You my friend are f-u-k-t, fucked!

Bernice: Now love, you might ask what harm can come from a young maiden such as yourself being drawn toward this... attractive Chevalier. To find yourself opening like a beautiful flower in the warmth of the morning sun; enjoying the simple blossoming of womanhood. Bullshit! You come in here with your fishy fingers all over my communion wafers, slinging your jelly every hour God sends! Go on - get stuffed! You should be digusted with yourself! Go play stinky pinky somewhere else!

Hilary: This is Hilary Briss
Reece: (mocking) Oh hello, Mr Briss, this is Mr Shearsmitz. Not you as well Mark, I'm not doing this stupid gig on my own.

Geoff: Ooh, you bad sod!